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VulkanBabe Newbie

Joined: 20 Aug 2006 Posts: 1
Location: France
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 1:20 pm Post subject: Quick, Get me a beer! |
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Hello
Quick, Get me a beer!
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.”
The wife sighs and gets him a beer.
Fifteen minutes later, the man says, “Get me another beer before it starts.”
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.
He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute.”
The wife is furious. She yells at him, “Is that all you're going to do tonight?
Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore…”
The man sighs and says, “It’s started…”
phentermine wholesale |
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FFfanaticx Hero of Gaming


Joined: 02 Nov 2005 Posts: 3804
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 1:22 pm Post subject: |
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| ok that was bad i only read it cos it had something to do with beer |
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Hockeydude121 Moderator


Joined: 05 Aug 2005 Posts: 3682
Location: St. Louis
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:36 pm Post subject: |
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| To delete or not to delete? What is the answer? |
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rickjames Moderator/HoG Freelance

Joined: 06 Aug 2005 Posts: 2154
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Move it to spam. |
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Heix Hero


Joined: 11 Aug 2006 Posts: 348
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:40 am Post subject: |
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| Delete it, it was by the same spambot company trying to sell phentermine. |
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FFfanaticx Hero of Gaming


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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 2:04 am Post subject: |
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| b ut its about beer beer is a good intoicating substance hehe |
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Fine_Rabid_Dog Moderator


Joined: 21 Aug 2005 Posts: 3049
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:12 pm Post subject: |
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Hahaha!
That's one of my favourites ^_^ |
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FFfanaticx Hero of Gaming


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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:16 pm Post subject: |
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| what beer i like beer to its so nice waffle blah |
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Heix Hero


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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:20 pm Post subject: |
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| FFfanaticx wrote: |
| b ut its about beer beer is a good intoicating substance hehe |
Do you not get it? The thing that was about to start was his wife shouting at him. |
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danny12 Site Admin


Joined: 21 Sep 2005 Posts: 4186
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 2:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Fine_Rabid_Dog wrote: |
Hahaha!
That's one of my favourites ^_^ |
It IS about beer i suppose  |
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FFfanaticx Hero of Gaming


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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 2:24 pm Post subject: |
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| screw his wife (not literaly) i want the damn beer |
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danizduhman Site Admin


Joined: 06 Aug 2005 Posts: 4867
Location: St. Louis, Missouri, USA
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Why is this not in spam........? |
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rickjames Moderator/HoG Freelance

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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:06 pm Post subject: |
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Cause noone put it there?  |
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danizduhman Site Admin


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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:07 pm Post subject: |
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| I moved it, no worries. |
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Andrew Fanatic


Joined: 13 Aug 2005 Posts: 1198
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Sorta funny, at least it's not porn... |
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