Romance in the 70s

[SeaKiss]

An older couple were lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting. "Wearily he reached across,
held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said:
"Then you used to kiss me". Mildly irritated, he reached across,
gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said:
"Then you used to bite my neck." Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" she asked. "To get my teeth!"

[Heix]

That one is actually quite funny, I lol'd.