The Colbert Report

Coolgreen44 · Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:39 pm Post subject: The Colbert Report

Maybe the best tv show ever?

If you havnt watched it first let me say you suck then let me say go watch it right now. Its on Mondays throught Thursday late at night on comedy centrel.

He is so funny, he "acts" like he supports everything the US goverment does no matter how dumb, naturally doing it in a very funny way. Just a great show, I cant even explain it, its so off the wall great.

"Get your own entry in an encyclopedia. - In the media age, everybody was famous for 15 minutes. In the Wikipedia age, everybody can be an expert in five minutes. Special bonus: You can edit your own entry to make yourself seem even smarter"

“But guys like us, we don't pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in 'reality.' And reality has a well-known liberal bias.”

The funniest part is when real tv stations take it seriusly and he gets back at them. like on

"On July 25, 2006, Colbert came out against television networks, specifically NBC's The Today Show and ABC's Good Morning America for taking his interview with Florida Congressman Robert Wexler out of context when he stated on the show "I enjoy cocaine because...it's a fun thing to do" and "I enjoy the company of prostitutes...because it's a fun thing to do. If you combine the two [prostitutes and cocaine] together, it's probably even more fun." In response to the question as to why Congressmen keep appearing on his program, Colbert cited that the show was "very complex and demanded a lot of the viewers." He explained that Congressmen keep on appearing on his show since segments from The Colbert Report were apparently newsworthy enough to be alongside segments such as tanning addictions and poker playing monkeys that were recently featured on the The Today Show and Good Morning America. He suggested that he should be asking questions about those topics instead of asking questions that held Congressmen accountable for laws they were sponsoring. Colbert closed by offering a mea culpa and telling people to vote Wexler citing that "he has a sense of humor, unlike most journalists"."

I watched that episode did anyone else it was great. Well tell me you watch this!

Fine_Rabid_Dog · Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:20 pm Post subject:

Don't get many shows form yanksville over here.

A pity, 'cos this sounds well funny.

Coolgreen44 · Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:21 pm Post subject:

Ill see if I can find clips on the net, he makes senetors and congresman look like ocmplete idiots everyday lol.

http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/the_colbert_report/index.jhtml

Go there and watch some videos like the word or something. Razz

Click the word then select democrazy or one like that.

Here is a ok one not so great but not bad.
http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/?lnk=v&ml_video=70809
Another
http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/?lnk=v&ml_video=69378

Watch this one!
http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/?lnk=v&ml_video=72021

Coolgreen44 · Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:03 pm Post subject:

I made a new post for this awsomeness!

Watch this!!!!
http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/?lnk=v&ml_video=72146

and maybe this one http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/?lnk=v&ml_video=72021 but if you do watch it before the one above.

But watch them for sure!!!!!

FFfanaticx · Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:10 am Post subject:

whoa calm down im watching im watching

Holymonkey · Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:18 am Post subject:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmHm0rGns4I&search=colbert%20wikipedia

Hehe wikiality[/url]

Coolgreen44 · Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:27 am Post subject:

There are some pretty sweet episodes. The best ones are with iddiot congress people.

FFfanaticx · Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:04 am Post subject:

ahhhhh ripping it out of important mps/congressmen does life get any sweeter

Coolgreen44 · Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 3:56 pm Post subject:

You can watch hmm doing that on comedy centrals website for free.

FFfanaticx · Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:24 am Post subject:

yay free entertainment

sydislam · Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 7:19 am Post subject:

I still think Jon Stewart is better.

DZann47 · Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:31 pm Post subject:

Last night's was great.

GoldenAxe · Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:52 pm Post subject:

I really wish Colbert had managed to get that Space Station node named after him!

Still, a treadmill named COLBERT ain't bad... Smile

TheirTribal · Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:49 am Post subject:

Every night I watch the Report before I go to bed. It helps me sleep knowing that the GOP is just a bunch of idiots